My blood type is coffee. My spirit animal is a triple espresso shot.



I can't stop laughing at this

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I can't stop laughing at this

Why is this so relatable it hurts

This is the best thing I've seen all week

This hits different at 3am

This hits different at 3am

Adding this to my meme collection

Why is this so relatable it hurts

The accuracy level is over 9000

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome