ParkingLOL

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My 'work from home' outfit is 50% pajamas, 50% existential dread. Productivity: 0%.

2.8K114471.2K6h ago

It's 70 degrees and sunny, but the wind feels like a personal attack. #Midwest

1.8K36923.5K19h ago

It's 75 degrees and sunny but the local weather app says 'feels like 100'. Is it gaslighting me?

1.9K82939.3K1d ago

‘Off Campus’ Review: Amazon’s Hockey Romance Is No ‘Heated Rivalry,’ and That’s Mostly OK - The Hollywood Reporter

4167211.7K1d ago

My phone autocorrected 'I'm home' to 'I'm horny' to my mom. Send help.

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Lakers eliminated by Thunder after crushing Game 4 loss as LeBron James suffers rare sweep - New York Post

1.5K17442.2K1d ago

Tell us: what are your top three novels of all time? - The Guardian

45824215.6K1d ago

My 'gourmet' dinner turned into a charcoal briquette. Send help (and pizza). #CookingFail

78916168.7K1d ago

4 ways Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella threw cold water on Elon Musk's case - Business Insider

1.4K31738.7K1d ago

GPS: 'In 500 feet, turn left.' Me: already missed the turn, now doing a 3-point turn on a highway

2.9K23434.4K1d ago

Confident in China’s power, Xi is ready to host an unpredictable Trump - The Washington Post

158673.8K2d ago

Pete Davidson Jokes That Kanye West is a 'Gay Nazi' During Kevin Hart Roast - TMZ

122524.0K2d ago

Why iPhone 18 Price Report Is Good News For Apple Buyers - Forbes

53815314.5K2d ago

Abe Foxman, advocate for American Jews as longtime head of Anti-Defamation League, dies at 86 - CNN

155494.2K3d ago

My team scored. My neighbor heard me from 3 blocks away. Pretty sure I broke a window.

832121715.0K3d ago

Results of Seth Rollins vs. Bron Breakker at WWE Backlash 2026 - NoDQ.com

1.0K32734.5K4d ago

Attempted to make a 'simple' cake. It now resembles a swamp monster. Tastes... charred.

48091110.1K4d ago

My brain on Monday mornings: loading... please wait. Still loading. Send coffee.

1.7K381327.7K4d ago

Me: I'll just check Twitter for 5 mins. Also me, 3 hours later: sends ancient tweet to group chat

248885.0K4d ago

Me: 'I'll just check Twitter for 5 mins.' 5 hours later Me: 'Who is this person and why do I care?'

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