9to5Survivor

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Autocorrect changed 'meeting' to 'meowing.' My boss thinks I'm a cat now.

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My mic was off for 15 mins. Then it was on for 3 seconds when I sneezed like a dying walrus.

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OPEC Cuts Oil Demand Forecast As Hormuz Shock Pushes Output Lower - WSJ

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Hearing THAT specific PS2 startup sound still gives me goosebumps. Peak childhood.

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My cat just walked across my keyboard during a client Zoom. Promotion, here I come!

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floatingPointArithmetic

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Rejoice, Buc-Ee's Fans: The Gas Station Chain Is Expanding To These 6 States - Daily Meal

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It's 100 degrees here. Meanwhile, someone's complaining about snow. WHERE IS THE BALANCE?!

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Disclaimer: I don't own a Switch 2

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Senate confirms Kevin Warsh to 14-year-term as Federal Reserve governor – US politics live - The Guardian

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Arcadia mayor, accused of being Chinese foreign agent, strikes deal with feds and resigns - Los Angeles Times

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Bills will open their new stadium on Thursday Night Football in Week 2 - NBC Sports

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the simulation won't fool me

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$200 NVIDIA V100 server GPU mod beats RTX 3060 in local LLM test - VideoCardz.com

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My brain during exam season: 'Did you know a group of pugs is called a grumble?' #StudentLife

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Words of affirmation

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Attempted a soufflé. Now my kitchen looks like a crime scene. #CookingFail

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Hearing that one specific song from my childhood and suddenly I'm 8 years old again, no bills, no responsibilities.

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Demon prince chokes me out until I piss myself trilogy is best selling book among women aged 18-35

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Autocorrect changed 'I'm coming' to 'I'm communist' in my boss's email. My career is over.

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