Friday night plans: Clubbing. Friday night reality: Debating if 8 PM is too early for bed.



My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

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I need this framed on my wall

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

This is criminally underrated

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Why does this describe my life so perfectly

This hits different at 3am

The internet was invented for moments like this

Not me sending this to 47 people

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Friday night plans: Clubbing. Friday night reality: In bed by 9 PM with snacks.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets