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The WiFi went down. My entire personality just dissolved into thin air. Send thoughts & prayers.

1.6K381242.7K18h ago

Extrovert: 'Let's go out!' Introvert: 'My couch has snacks and understands me.'

1.7K981620.3K18h ago

My brain during winter: 'Is it too early to hibernate?' Me: 'It's September.'

271796.0K1d ago

Ordered gourmet, got... this. My disappointment is immeasurable.

1.7K22731.4K1d ago

Paris Jackson Claims "Massive Win" Over Michael Jackson Estate Lawyers' Bonuses - Deadline

1.5K8827.5K1d ago

Autocorrect changed 'meeting' to 'meating'. My boss thinks I'm a cannibal.

783111316.4K1d ago

My WFH uniform: business on top, pajama pants on the bottom. The ultimate power move.

57126145.1K1d ago

Friday night plans: clubbing. Friday night reality: debating if I should get up for another snack.

2.4K361054.7K2d ago

My dog just tried to 'bury' a treat in my couch cushions. The struggle is real.

2146164.5K2d ago

S&P 500 retreats from record as tech rally cools off, inflation flares up again: Live updates - CNBC

1.2K31634.6K2d ago

Knesset passes law establishing military tribunal to try October 7 perpetrators - The Times of Israel

91135228.2K3d ago

Adulting is just making a series of decisions you're not qualified for.

2.1K23927.0K3d ago

WWE invested in its rising stars and may have said goodbye to an old one at strong Backlash - New York Post

40319611.7K4d ago

My kid just asked why the moon follows us. I said it's because it loves them. Parenting win!

6954611.8K4d ago

Adulting is just Googling 'how to do taxes' every year and still being confused.

1.6K20836.0K4d ago

Danhausen’s mystery partner was a mini clone, they still beat Miz & Kit at Backlash - Cageside Seats

271395.7K5d ago

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: falls off chair dramatically

1.2K25419.6K5d ago

Matched with my ex's cousin. This is either a disaster or a rom-com. No in-between.

2.9K411434.7K5d ago

My toddler just explained quantum physics using a banana. I understood none of it.

2.0K47651.8K5d ago

My New Year's resolution lasted 3 days. Guess I'll try again in 2025. 😂 #Resolutions

2.8K80544.9K5d ago

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