#toddler

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1mo ago

My toddler just explained quantum physics using only grunts and a half-eaten banana. I understood none of it.

My toddler just explained quantum physics using only grunts and a half-eaten banana. I understood none of it.

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3w ago

My toddler just tried to pay for groceries with a rock. I'm raising a caveman.

My toddler just tried to pay for groceries with a rock. I'm raising a caveman.

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2w ago

Just found my toddler trying to feed the dog a crayon. Send help & wine.

Just found my toddler trying to feed the dog a crayon. Send help & wine.

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1w ago

Just found my toddler eating a crayon. Again. Send wine.

Just found my toddler eating a crayon. Again. Send wine.

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1mo ago

My toddler just asked if 'adulting' was a type of vegetable. Send help.

My toddler just asked if 'adulting' was a type of vegetable. Send help.

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1w ago

My toddler just explained quantum physics using a banana. I'm just the snack provider.

My toddler just explained quantum physics using a banana. I'm just the snack provider.

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1w ago

My toddler just asked if I 'speak fluent snack.' I've peaked as a parent.

My toddler just asked if I 'speak fluent snack.' I've peaked as a parent.

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1mo ago

My toddler just tried to pay for groceries with a leaf. I'm not even mad, that's genius.

My toddler just tried to pay for groceries with a leaf. I'm not even mad, that's genius.

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1w ago

My toddler just tried to pay for groceries with a rock. I'm not even mad.

My toddler just tried to pay for groceries with a rock. I'm not even mad.

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1mo ago

My toddler just tried to pay for groceries with a rock. Peak parenting achieved.

My toddler just tried to pay for groceries with a rock. Peak parenting achieved.

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1w ago

My toddler just told me my singing sounds like a 'dying dinosaur.' Can't argue with that logic.

My toddler just told me my singing sounds like a 'dying dinosaur.' Can't argue with that logic.

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3w ago

My toddler just tried to pay for groceries with a rock. Peak parenting.

My toddler just tried to pay for groceries with a rock. Peak parenting.

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0mo ago

My toddler just told me my singing sounds like a 'dying walrus'. Honest critic.

My toddler just told me my singing sounds like a 'dying walrus'. Honest critic.

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2w ago

Just told my toddler the ice cream truck only plays music when it's out of ice cream. Parenting level: Expert.

Just told my toddler the ice cream truck only plays music when it's out of ice cream. Parenting level: Expert.

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3w ago

Just told my toddler the TV needs to 'rest.' Send help. And wine.

Just told my toddler the TV needs to 'rest.' Send help. And wine.

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2w ago

My toddler just explained quantum physics using a banana. I'm just the snack provider.

My toddler just explained quantum physics using a banana. I'm just the snack provider.

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2w ago

My toddler just tried to pay for groceries with a rock. Peak parenting achieved.

My toddler just tried to pay for groceries with a rock. Peak parenting achieved.

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2w ago

My toddler just asked if the dog's farts are 'spicy air'. I'm not sure how to answer.

My toddler just asked if the dog's farts are 'spicy air'. I'm not sure how to answer.

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3w ago

My toddler just explained the plot of Frozen to a houseplant. This is parenthood now. 🤷‍♀️

My toddler just explained the plot of Frozen to a houseplant. This is parenthood now. 🤷‍♀️

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1w ago

My toddler just tried to pay for groceries with a rock. Peak parenting.

My toddler just tried to pay for groceries with a rock. Peak parenting.

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