My toddler just explained quantum physics using only grunts and a half-eaten banana. I understood none of it.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

My brain during exam season: *elevator music* 🧠📉

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

Me trying to study for exams while my brain is buffering 'existential dread'.