Ordered a gourmet burger, got a sad patty. My expectations vs reality hit hard.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got a sad patty on a soggy bun. The audacity.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got a sad patty. My disappointment is immeasurable.

Ordered a gourmet burger. Got a sad patty on a bun that looks like it lost a fight.

Attempted a soufflé. Now my kitchen looks like a science experiment gone wrong. Send fire extinguisher.

Tried making a 'gourmet' grilled cheese. Ended up with a charcoal brick and a smoke alarm concert.

Tried to bake a cake, ended up with a charcoal briquette. Send help.