My kid just asked why the moon follows us. I said 'magic.' Nailed it.



Forwarded to the group chat immediately

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

My therapist needs to see this

Literally me every single day

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

This deserves way more upvotes

Sharing this with everyone I know

This is criminally underrated

I just spit out my coffee ๐

My kid just asked why the sun follows the car. Send help, I'm not a physicist.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Swiped right on 'loves hiking & dogs.' Turns out it was a picture of their dog hiking alone.

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my first cup.'

Just spent 3 hours trying to fold a fitted sheet. Adulting is a scam.