My kid just asked why the moon follows us. I said 'magic.' Nailed it.



Forwarded to the group chat immediately

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

My therapist needs to see this

Literally me every single day

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

This deserves way more upvotes

Sharing this with everyone I know

This is criminally underrated

I just spit out my coffee ๐

My brain during seasonal depression: 'Is it fall or is it just my soul wilting?' ๐๐

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

It's 70 degrees and sunny. Someone in my city is still complaining about the 'humidity'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.