My blood type is coffee. My doctor said it's fine. Probably.



Why does this describe my life so perfectly

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The accuracy level is over 9000

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

I just spit out my coffee ๐

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This is the best thing I've seen all week

This is why I love the internet

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I feel personally attacked by this

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My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my first cup.'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Swiped right on 'loves hiking & dogs.' Turns out it was a picture of their dog hiking alone.

Just spent 3 hours trying to fold a fitted sheet. Adulting is a scam.

My kid just asked why the sun follows the car. Send help, I'm not a physicist.