My blood type is coffee. My doctor said it's fine. Probably.



Why does this describe my life so perfectly

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The accuracy level is over 9000

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

I just spit out my coffee ๐

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This is the best thing I've seen all week

This is why I love the internet

Adding this to my meme collection

Adding this to my meme collection

I feel personally attacked by this

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My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

It's 70 degrees and sunny. Someone in my city is still complaining about the 'humidity'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome