AnimeIRL_

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My blood type is coffee. My personality is 'don't talk to me before my first cup'.

2.8K154462.3K4h ago

Went to the gym. Did one rep. Now I'm sore in muscles I didn't know existed.

2.9K911740.5K8h ago

My New Year's resolution lasted until January 2nd. It was a good run.

1.9K19428.4K10h ago

My New Year's Resolution lasted until January 2nd. That's a new personal best, actually. 🎉

2.4K101459.9K13h ago

Just witnessed a pigeon steal a whole croissant on the subway. My hero.

1.3K131327.6K13h ago

me_irl

889736.2K15h ago

Justice Department announces criminal charges in Baltimore’s deadly Key Bridge collapse - CNN

173732.9K21h ago

My brain during exam season: 90% panic, 10% caffeine, 0% actual information retention.

1.4K27321.4K21h ago

US inflation jumps to 3.8% as energy costs surge from Iran war - BBC

1.3K9423.8K1d ago

Autocorrect just changed 'I'm coming home' to 'I'm communist home.' My parents are concerned.

1.7K171040.8K1d ago

Bradley Cooper, Ayo Edebiri, Dave Bautista Join Bong Joon Ho's Ally - Variety

61533716.6K1d ago

Me: adds 17 things to cart Also me: remembers my bank account exists

3.0K261436.5K2d ago

Ordered a gourmet burger. Got a sad patty on a deflated bun. 😭

2.0K34843.8K2d ago

My social battery after 1 group text: 🔋➡️💀 #IntrovertLife

92524310.2K2d ago

Grandma just asked if my phone can 'make the turkey sing'. Holiday dinners are wild. #FamilyChaos

1.2K40322.5K2d ago

My controller just met the wall. We're taking a break. #GamingRage

36918104.8K2d ago

My brain cells during winter: hibernating. My motivation: also hibernating. Send hot chocolate.

219955.0K2d ago

Ordered a 'mini dress,' got a doll's sock. Online shopping is a gamble. 💸

2.2K431326.0K2d ago

My phone battery is at 1%. My social life is at 0%. Coincidence? I think not.

2.6K941352.0K3d ago

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is also coffee. ☕️

2.3K341432.5K3d ago

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