My blood type is coffee. And maybe a little bit of sarcasm.

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This is the best thing I've seen all week

I just spit out my coffee 😂

Not me sending this to 47 people

Dead. Absolutely dead. 💀

Sharing this with everyone I know

I just spit out my coffee 😂

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Just spent 3 hours trying to fold a fitted sheet. Adulting is a scam.

Introvert at a party: 'I've recharged my social battery for this 5-minute interaction.'

Matched with someone who only had pics of their pet rock. Is this a red flag or true love?

Autocorrect changed 'meeting' to 'meating'. My boss is now very confused. 🥩

GPS said 'turn left'. I turned left. Now I'm in a cow pasture. Send snacks.