Me trying to use anime logic in real life: 'I'll just power up and win this argument!'

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: 'I can totally jump over that building.'

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *falls dramatically*

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: 'I can definitely jump that gap.' *faceplants*

Me trying to react calmly to a minor inconvenience vs. my inner anime protagonist

When the anime protagonist energy hits but you're just trying to open a pickle jar.

When real life hits and you realize you don't have plot armor or super powers. 😭