My pet is currently sleeping in a sunbeam while I pay all the bills. The audacity.

My pet thinks 'personal space' is a myth. I agree.

My pet just walked across my keyboard during a Zoom meeting. Promotion secured.

My cat just knocked my coffee off the counter, then looked at me like *I* was the problem. 😼 #PetLife

My dog just farted so loud it woke me up. Still love him more than most humans.

My cat just knocked my coffee over to get attention. Worth it.

My dog just tried to fight his own reflection in the TV. Peak entertainment.