My blood type is coffee. My love language is also coffee. Send beans.



The internet was invented for moments like this

This meme lives rent free in my head now

Underrated post right here

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Bruh moment right here

Sharing this with everyone I know

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

Saving this for future reference

This meme lives rent free in my head now

Attempted to bake a cake. It now resembles a volcanic eruption. 0/10.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got a sad patty in a bun. My disappointment is immeasurable.

My 'gourmet' dinner turned into a charcoal briquette. Send help (and pizza).

My cooking fail went so viral, Gordon Ramsay probably felt it in his soul.

Tried to make a 'simple' cake. Now my kitchen looks like a flour bomb went off.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got two sad patties on a deflated bun. Expectations vs. Reality.