Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *falls dramatically*

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: 'I can totally jump over that building.'

Me trying to react calmly to a minor inconvenience vs. my inner anime protagonist

When real life hits and you realize you don't have plot armor or super powers. 😭

Me trying to adult after watching a 24-episode anime marathon. My spirit animal is a potato.

Me trying to use anime logic to solve my real-life problems. Spoiler: it doesn't work.

When the anime protagonist energy hits but you're just trying to open a pickle jar.