Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *falls dramatically*

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *runs dramatically in slow motion* *trips*

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *runs dramatically in slow motion*

Me trying to dramatically run in real life like an anime character. Tripped over air.

Me trying to use my anime powers to get out of responsibilities. Spoiler: it didn't work.

If anime characters reacted to my bills, they'd have a 5-minute monologue about the power of debt.

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *attempts to run through walls*