My dating app bio says 'fluent in sarcasm' and I still get 'haha' as a first message.

Autocorrect just changed 'meeting' to 'meating'. My boss is going to love this.

Autocorrect changed 'meeting' to 'meating'. My boss is now very confused. 🥩

GPS said 'turn left'. I turned left. Now I'm in a cow pasture. Send snacks.

My brain on Monday morning: buffering... buffering... still buffering. Send coffee.

My phone autocorrected 'meeting' to 'meating'. Boss thinks I'm a cannibal. Send help.

Ordered a 'chic' dress online, got a potato sack. My disappointment is immeasurable. 😭