Went to the gym, lifted my phone, scrolled. Peak performance achieved.



LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

Not me sending this to 47 people

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Underrated post right here

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

My therapist needs to see this

Bruh moment right here

Literally me every single day

I need this framed on my wall

This is peak internet humor

This deserves way more upvotes

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

The way I screamed when I saw this

My brain during seasonal depression: 'Is it fall or is it just my soul wilting?' ๐๐

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

It's 70 degrees and sunny. Someone in my city is still complaining about the 'humidity'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.