My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my first cup.'

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I need this framed on my wall

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

Whoever made this deserves an award

This is criminally underrated

Pure gold content ๐

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

I need this framed on my wall

My 'work from home' outfit is 50% pajamas, 50% professional top for video calls. Balance.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

It's 70 degrees and sunny. Someone in my city is still complaining about the 'humidity'.