Friday night plans: 'Go out and be social!' Friday night reality: 'My couch is my soulmate.'



The internet was invented for moments like this

Sharing this with everyone I know

My therapist needs to see this

Literally me every single day

This hits different at 3am

I can't stop laughing at this

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

My therapist needs to see this

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

It's 70 degrees and sunny. Someone in my city is still complaining about the 'humidity'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome