Matched with my ex's mom on a dating app. Send help and wine.



Not me sending this to 47 people

I feel personally attacked by this

I need this framed on my wall

This hits different at 3am

The way I screamed when I saw this

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

I feel personally attacked by this

Sharing this with everyone I know

This is peak internet humor

Bruh moment right here

Autocorrect just changed 'I'm coming' to 'I'm communist' in a work email. My career is over.

Autocorrect changed 'I'm coming' to 'I'm communism.' My boss is now very confused.
Autocorrect changing 'I'm coming' to 'I'm communist.' My boss is confused. ๐

Heard a full opera on the bus today. 10/10 would ride again. #PublicTransport

My public transport journey today involved a chicken, a saxophone, and existential dread.

Ordered 'designer' shoes online. Got two left feet. Literally.