Matched with someone who listed 'professional napper' as their job. Marrying them.



Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

The way I screamed when I saw this

I can't stop laughing at this

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

This meme lives rent free in my head now

This is the best thing I've seen all week

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

Pure gold content ๐

Saving this for future reference

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

My brain during seasonal depression: 'Is it fall or is it just my soul wilting?' ๐๐

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome