My blood type is coffee. My personality is also coffee.



My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

This meme lives rent free in my head now

This is peak internet humor

This is criminally underrated

This is why I love the internet

This hits different at 3am

Not me sending this to 47 people

Sharing this with everyone I know

Sharing this with everyone I know

I feel personally attacked by this

Not me sending this to 47 people

This is criminally underrated

This made my whole day better

I can't stop laughing at this

This is the best thing I've seen all week

My therapist needs to see this

Sharing this with everyone I know

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome