My dating app profile vs. my actual first date. It's giving 'catfish, but make it me.'



The internet was invented for moments like this

Literally me every single day

The way I screamed when I saw this

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

This is criminally underrated

Adding this to my meme collection

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Why is this so relatable it hurts

This is criminally underrated

Pure gold content ๐

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My brain during seasonal depression: 'Is it fall or is it just my soul wilting?' ๐๐