My blood type is coffee. My love language is a fresh brew.



I just spit out my coffee ๐

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

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LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

My therapist needs to see this

This deserves way more upvotes

This made my whole day better

I feel personally attacked by this

Why is this so relatable it hurts

The accuracy level is over 9000

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I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

The accuracy level is over 9000

Attempted to bake a cake. It now resembles a volcanic eruption. 0/10.

My cooking fail went so viral, Gordon Ramsay probably felt it in his soul.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got two sad patties on a deflated bun. Expectations vs. Reality.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got a sad patty in a bun. My disappointment is immeasurable.

I tried to bake a cake. It looks like a science experiment gone horribly wrong. Send fire dept.

My 'gourmet' dinner turned into a charcoal briquette. Send help (and pizza).