My dating app bio: 'Fluent in sarcasm.' Their first message: 'What's sarcasm?' I'm out.



Whoever made this deserves an award

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

My therapist needs to see this

The accuracy level is over 9000

This meme lives rent free in my head now

Literally me every single day

Not me sending this to 47 people

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

Sharing this with everyone I know

Why is this so relatable it hurts

I can't stop laughing at this

Whoever made this deserves an award

Underrated post right here

I just spit out my coffee ๐

This is the content I came here for

Sharing this with everyone I know

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My brain during seasonal depression: 'Is it fall or is it just my soul wilting?' ๐๐