My team won. My neighbor's car horn is still going off. It's 3 AM. Chill, dude. #SportsFans

My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my house down.

My team scores: 'WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!' My team concedes: 'FIRE EVERYONE! THIS IS A DISGRACE!'

My team won, so I'm legally allowed to be insufferable for 24 hours. Them's the rules.

My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my jersey. #SportsFans

My team won by 1 point. My neighbors now think I've lost my mind. #SportsFans

My team loses: 'Fire everyone! This is unacceptable!' My team wins: 'I knew it all along!'