My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my first cup'.



I can't stop laughing at this

Not me sending this to 47 people

Underrated post right here

I feel personally attacked by this

This hits different at 3am

The internet was invented for moments like this

This meme lives rent free in my head now

This is the best thing I've seen all week

This made my whole day better

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome