My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me until I've had my coffee.'



I need this framed on my wall

This is the best thing I've seen all week

I can't stop laughing at this

My therapist needs to see this

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

This is the best thing I've seen all week

This is why I love the internet

Adding this to my meme collection

This made my whole day better

My therapist needs to see this

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome