My dating app bio: 'Fluent in sarcasm & 90s movie quotes.' Still single. Send help.



Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

Adding this to my meme collection

This hits different at 3am

This deserves way more upvotes

This is the best thing I've seen all week

My therapist needs to see this

Saving this for future reference

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

My therapist needs to see this

Underrated post right here

I just spit out my coffee ๐

This deserves way more upvotes

This is criminally underrated

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

Literally me every single day

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My brain during seasonal depression: 'Is it fall or is it just my soul wilting?' ๐๐