My blood type is coffee. And maybe a little bit of sarcasm.



The internet was invented for moments like this

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This deserves way more upvotes

Pure gold content ๐

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

I just spit out my coffee ๐

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

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Not me sending this to 47 people

This is the content I came here for

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome