My screen time report is basically a memoir of my life. Send help (and memes).



Why does this describe my life so perfectly

The internet was invented for moments like this

This is why I love the internet

The accuracy level is over 9000

This is peak internet humor

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

Whoever made this deserves an award

I feel personally attacked by this

Why is this so relatable it hurts

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

The accuracy level is over 9000

This is criminally underrated

The internet was invented for moments like this

Adding this to my meme collection

This is criminally underrated

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.