My blood type is now 90% coffee, 10% existential dread. Send more beans.



Underrated post right here

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

This meme lives rent free in my head now

My therapist needs to see this

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

This is peak internet humor

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

This deserves way more upvotes

This meme lives rent free in my head now

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

My brain during seasonal depression: 'Is it fall or is it just my soul wilting?' ๐๐

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.