My screen time report just called me out. I'm basically a phone-shaped organism now.



Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Bruh moment right here

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

This made my whole day better

I can't stop laughing at this

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

This deserves way more upvotes

The way I screamed when I saw this

My therapist needs to see this

This is why I love the internet

I feel personally attacked by this

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

My brain during seasonal depression: 'Is it fall or is it just my soul wilting?' ๐๐

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.