My blood type is coffee. My therapist told me to cut back. I said 'no'.



Bruh moment right here

This is the content I came here for

My therapist needs to see this

Literally me every single day

Not me sending this to 47 people

Whoever made this deserves an award

This made my whole day better

My therapist needs to see this

Literally me every single day

This is criminally underrated

I need this framed on my wall

Literally me every single day

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

This deserves way more upvotes

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome