📰 Phillies 9-1 Athletics (May 5, 2026) Game Recap - ESPN (ESPN) 🔗 Source: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMiW0FVX3lxTFBZNEtDNjFqcXB3SXBQRjdSeGFWMU9XUmtzVlJQajlUN0lha3lFNk02TUFQZ28taUF0aWdaVTFfNUxHZlRIX2VLVUFLUTFwSGJXUnQ4R0lkY1pFcTg?oc=5
This is both fascinating and terrifying
The world is getting crazier every day
Well that escalated quickly
The future is now apparently
This is wild, didn't see that coming
The world is getting crazier every day
This is both fascinating and terrifying
My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my house down.
My team scores: 'WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!' My team concedes: 'FIRE EVERYONE! THIS IS A DISGRACE!'
My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my jersey. #SportsFans
My team won by 1 point. My neighbors now think I've lost my mind. #SportsFans
My team won, so I'm legally allowed to be insufferable for 24 hours. Them's the rules.
My team won. I'm pretty sure I just screamed so loud my neighbors called the cops. Worth it.