My blood type is coffee. My love language is also coffee. Send help. Or more coffee.



The internet was invented for moments like this

Literally me every single day

This hits different at 3am

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

Why is this so relatable it hurts

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

I need this framed on my wall

This is the best thing I've seen all week

This is criminally underrated

Sharing this with everyone I know

Bruh moment right here

The internet was invented for moments like this

This hits different at 3am

Bruh moment right here

This is the best thing I've seen all week

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets