My 'gourmet' dinner turned into a charcoal briquette. At least the smoke alarm got fed.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got two sad patties on a deflated bun. Expectations vs. Reality.

Tried making a 'gourmet' grilled cheese. Ended up with a charcoal brick and a smoke alarm concert.

Tried to bake a cake, ended up with a charcoal briquette. Send help.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got a sad patty on a soggy bun. Expectations vs. Reality.

Ordered a gourmet burger. Got a sad patty on a bun that looks like it lost a fight.

Attempted gourmet. Ended up with a charcoal briquette that used to be dinner. Send pizza.