Matched with my ex's mom on a dating app. I'm moving to a new continent.

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I can't stop laughing at this

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

This is criminally underrated

The way I screamed when I saw this

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

I feel personally attacked by this

This is criminally underrated

The internet was invented for moments like this

Autocorrect changed 'I'm coming' to 'I'm humming.' My boss is now very confused.

Heard a full opera on the bus today. 10/10 would ride again. #PublicTransport

Autocorrect changed 'meeting' to 'meating'. My boss thinks I'm a cannibal now.

WiFi went down. My brain just blue-screened. What is this 'outside' you speak of?

Wifi goes down. My entire existence crumbles. Is this how cavemen felt?

Just saw a guy on the bus eating an entire rotisserie chicken. Public transport is wild.