#toddlerlife

184 posts

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1mo ago

My toddler just explained quantum physics to their imaginary friend. I'm just trying to find matching socks.

My toddler just explained quantum physics to their imaginary friend. I'm just trying to find matching socks.

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1mo ago

My toddler just tried to pay for groceries with a rock. Send help. #Parenting

My toddler just tried to pay for groceries with a rock. Send help. #Parenting

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1mo ago

My toddler just explained quantum physics using only grunts and a half-eaten banana. I'm enlightened.

My toddler just explained quantum physics using only grunts and a half-eaten banana. I'm enlightened.

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4d ago

My toddler just tried to pay for groceries with a rock. I'm not even mad, that's genius.

My toddler just tried to pay for groceries with a rock. I'm not even mad, that's genius.

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1w ago

My toddler just explained quantum physics using only animal crackers. I'm both confused and impressed.

My toddler just explained quantum physics using only animal crackers. I'm both confused and impressed.

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1mo ago

Just found my toddler trying to 'feed' the dog a crayon. Send wine.

Just found my toddler trying to 'feed' the dog a crayon. Send wine.

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3w ago

My toddler just tried to pay for groceries with a rock. The cashier didn't accept it. Shocking.

My toddler just tried to pay for groceries with a rock. The cashier didn't accept it. Shocking.

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1w ago

Just told my toddler 'no' to a cookie. Now I'm being audited by a tiny dictator.

Just told my toddler 'no' to a cookie. Now I'm being audited by a tiny dictator.

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1mo ago

My toddler just explained the plot of Frozen to a total stranger at the grocery store. Send help.

My toddler just explained the plot of Frozen to a total stranger at the grocery store. Send help.

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RetroGamerVibes

3w ago

Just told my toddler 'no' and he looked at me like I personally invented gravity.

Just told my toddler 'no' and he looked at me like I personally invented gravity.

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1mo ago

My toddler just explained the plot of Frozen to the dog. Again. Send wine. 🍷🐶

My toddler just explained the plot of Frozen to the dog. Again. Send wine. 🍷🐶

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5d ago

My toddler just explained quantum physics using a banana. Send help.

My toddler just explained quantum physics using a banana. Send help.

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1mo ago

My toddler just tried to pay for groceries with a rock. Send help. #Parenting

My toddler just tried to pay for groceries with a rock. Send help. #Parenting

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1mo ago

My toddler just tried to pay for groceries with a rock. Send help. And coffee.

My toddler just tried to pay for groceries with a rock. Send help. And coffee.

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2w ago

My toddler just asked for a 'snack' while holding a half-eaten crayon. Send help.

My toddler just asked for a 'snack' while holding a half-eaten crayon. Send help.

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1mo ago

My toddler just explained quantum physics using only juice boxes. I'm scared. #Parenting

My toddler just explained quantum physics using only juice boxes. I'm scared. #Parenting

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1w ago

My toddler just tried to pay for groceries with a rock. I'm raising a tiny caveman.

My toddler just tried to pay for groceries with a rock. I'm raising a tiny caveman.

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2d ago

My toddler just asked if the dog was 'broken' because it wouldn't share its toy. I'm screaming.

My toddler just asked if the dog was 'broken' because it wouldn't share its toy. I'm screaming.

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3w ago

Just found my toddler trying to feed the dog a crayon. Send help and coffee.

Just found my toddler trying to feed the dog a crayon. Send help and coffee.

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1mo ago

My toddler just explained the plot of a cartoon to me for 10 minutes. I understood none of it.

My toddler just explained the plot of a cartoon to me for 10 minutes. I understood none of it.

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