My toddler just asked if our dog 'has a job.' I'm not ready for this level of existentialism.

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Underrated post right here

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

This is the best thing I've seen all week

This deserves way more upvotes

This is criminally underrated

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

This is peak internet humor

My toddler just tried to pay for groceries with a leaf. I'm not even mad, that's genius.

My toddler just asked if the microwave was a 'food TV'. Send help.

My toddler just explained the plot of a cartoon to me for 10 minutes. I understood none of it.

Hearing that one song from your childhood and suddenly you're 8 again. โจ #Nostalgia

Hearing that one song from my childhood makes me instantly 5 again.

Hearing the Windows 95 startup sound just unlocked 100 core memories.