My cat just knocked over my coffee cup, stared me dead in the eye, and walked away. The audacity.

My cat just knocked my coffee off the table then looked at me like *I* was the problem.

My cat just knocked my coffee over, then stared at me like I was the problem. Peak pet ownership.

My cat just knocked my coffee off the counter, then looked at me like *I* was the problem. 😼 #PetLife

My cat just stared into the void for 5 minutes. I think it saw my search history.

My pet thinks 'personal space' is a myth. I agree.

My pet just walked across my keyboard during a Zoom meeting. Promotion secured.