Me: 'Just gonna check Twitter for 5 mins.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you know sloths can hold their breath for 40 m

Heard a song from my childhood. Now I'm questioning all my life choices.

The wifi went down. I've forgotten how to human. Send help.

Extrovert: 'Let's go out!' Introvert: 'My couch has plans for me.'

The WiFi went down. My entire personality just vanished. Who am I?

Me watching a celebrity try to act normal after a viral meme of them drops.

Went to the gym. Did 3 reps. Now I'm sore in muscles I didn't know existed.