Me: 'Just gonna check Twitter for 5 mins.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you know sloths can hold their breath for 40 m

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I feel personally attacked by this

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

Not me sending this to 47 people

The internet was invented for moments like this

Heard a song from my childhood. Now I'm questioning all my life choices.

The wifi went down. I've forgotten how to human. Send help.

Extrovert: 'Let's go out!' Introvert: 'My couch has plans for me.'

The WiFi went down. My entire personality just vanished. Who am I?

Me watching a celebrity try to act normal after a viral meme of them drops.

Went to the gym. Did 3 reps. Now I'm sore in muscles I didn't know existed.