My blood type is coffee. My therapist says it's not healthy. I say it's essential.

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my first cup.'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Swiped right on 'loves hiking & dogs.' Turns out it was a picture of their dog hiking alone.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

Me trying to study for exams while my brain is buffering 'existential dread'.