My New Year's resolution to 'eat healthier' lasted until January 2nd. Send pizza.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Autocorrect just changed 'meeting' to 'meating.' My boss is gonna think I'm a cannibal.

Friday night plans: Clubbing till dawn. Friday night reality: Asleep by 9 PM with snacks.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

Me trying to study for exams while my brain is buffering 'existential dread'.