Matched with someone who sent a pic of their exotic pet. The pet is a tarantula. I'm out.

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LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

This meme lives rent free in my head now

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

My therapist needs to see this

Matched with someone who only sends pictures of their feet. This is fine. I'm fine.

Heard a full opera on the bus today. 10/10 would ride again. #PublicTransport

Autocorrect changed 'meeting' to 'meating'. My boss thinks I'm a cannibal now.

WiFi went down. My brain just blue-screened. What is this 'outside' you speak of?

Wifi goes down. My entire existence crumbles. Is this how cavemen felt?

Autocorrect changed 'I'm on my way!' to 'I'm on my whale!' My boss is confused.