My team lost. My entire week is ruined. I'm not okay. Send pizza.

My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my house down.

My team won. I'm pretty sure I just screamed so loud my neighbors called the cops. Worth it.

My team won, so I'm legally allowed to be insufferable for 24 hours. Them's the rules.

My team lost by 1 point. Time to delete all social media and move to a cave.

My team lost by 1 point and now I'm questioning all my life choices. It's just a game.

My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my jersey.