My blood type is coffee. My spirit animal is a barista. Don't talk to me before 9 AM.

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This is peak internet humor

This meme lives rent free in my head now

The accuracy level is over 9000

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

The way I screamed when I saw this

Attempted a soufflé. Now my kitchen looks like a science experiment gone wrong. Send fire extinguisher.

Tried making a 'gourmet' grilled cheese. Ended up with a charcoal brick and a smoke alarm concert.

Tried to bake a cake, ended up with a charcoal briquette. Send help.

Ordered a gourmet burger. Got a sad patty on a bun that looks like it lost a fight.

Attempted gourmet. Ended up with a charcoal briquette that used to be dinner. Send pizza.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got a sad patty on a soggy bun. The audacity.