Introvert at a party: *finds the host's pet* Extrovert: *is the party*

Introvert at a party: 'I've recharged my social battery for this 5-minute interaction.'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Swiped right on 'loves hiking & dogs.' Turns out it was a picture of their dog hiking alone.

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my first cup.'

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.