Dating app bio: 'Looking for someone to join my cult.' I meant 'culture.' Swipe left.

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Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Adding this to my meme collection

Underrated post right here

I can't stop laughing at this

This is why I love the internet

Autocorrect changed 'meeting' to 'meating'. My boss thinks I'm a cannibal now.

Autocorrect changed 'I'm coming' to 'I'm humming.' My boss is now very confused.

Matched with someone who only sends pictures of their feet. This is fine. I'm fine.

Heard a full opera on the bus today. 10/10 would ride again. #PublicTransport

WiFi went down. My brain just blue-screened. What is this 'outside' you speak of?

Wifi goes down. My entire existence crumbles. Is this how cavemen felt?